Today in my geography class, I was challenged by my friend(Who also has a kick-ass blog) to a Scottish accent-off. Whoever could talk with a good Scottish accent longest would win. So, we talked with Scottish accents for an hour and a half. I put forth effort to answer as many questions as I could, which I would never do under normal circumstances. The strangest part of our little contest was that our teacher didn't seem to notice. Or he didn't care enough to ask what was up with the accents. I did end up winning. Not that there was ever any doubt. If you, the readers, could hear my accent, I'm sure you would agree.
The point of this post was to enlighten you on the usefulness of a Scottish accent. If you can't already, I highly recommend you learn how. Having a Scottish accent is almost as useful as having a towel on you at all times.