"What's yellow and passes through walls? A magical banana"
"I may be crazy, but at least it prevents me from going insane."
"Have you ever seen a geek salsa dancing with Doritos? Neither have I."
"It takes a big man to cry, and an even bigger man to laugh at the crying one."
"You show me a problem that can't be fixed with more sauce, and I'll show you a problem that doesn't need fixing."
"Can I work our something with you guys where I give you my soul and you give me free caffeine for life?"
These are just a few of the quotes you will be seeing. You almost never encounter the same quote twice, but it does happen occaisionally. If you spend as much time in the Fortune Files as I have, you will soon start noticing more and more repeats, until you have a vast majority of the quotes memorized. It is both a blessing and a curse.