"I wish it was easier to find my pants."
"All my pants look exactly the same..."
"That frisbee hurt. It's going to pay for that."
"Ohhh. Ohhh god yes. FFFFUCK!"
(That thought was while listening to the song below. I'm just weird like that.)
"Ten whole flavors? Don't be ridiculous."
"Gee whiz, planting potatoes is hard."
Two hours later...
"Gee whiz, planting potatoes is fun."
"Am I seriously expect to ingest all these noodles?"
"I should really learn to do a handstand."
"How am I supposed to sleep at a time like this?"
"Where the hell is Stevie Wonder?"
"Where has all the money gone?"